Nonce

Nonce(y) (U.K. Slang for paedophile) - (Adjective) -When someone’s actions, opinion or taste is so bad and so far from the societal norm, that such an actions, opinions or taste could only be shared by a nonce

“Those trainers are shit!”. “Yeah, they’re proper nonce trainers them aren’t they! Don’t know what he was thinking when he bought them!”

“It was a bit noncey that jacket he was wearing, wasn’t it?!”

by U.K. Slang Official December 28, 2021

nonce

Another word for pedophile.

Padr is a nonce.
Wajeed is a big nonce.

by WajeedTehGamer September 10, 2019

Nonce

A nonce is a person who respects women!

Hi Alecia, I respect you therefor I’m a nonce!

by RobaDobado April 15, 2021

The Nonce

Someone who could make or break your business on social media

The nonce tried to get a free exhaust

by Rjv December 4, 2019

Nonce

Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet

A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.

by Muham's_a_Nonce April 9, 2019

Nonce

A big pedo who likes kids

Oi Mary you big fuckin nonce make me a sandwich

by Nonce catcher June 11, 2020

nonce

1.british slang for a pedophile.
2. used as an expression word to demonstrate annoyance or anger.

1.that tom guy is a nonce
2. YOU NONCE. sorry for doing that.

by smashabaddie2019 May 18, 2021