Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022

john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 22, 2011

Elliott Barlow

Young individual who possesses characteristics of GAYNESS and P.A. HOMOSEXUALITY.
The term is used to describe a young lad in this format with negative intentions.

Person A: "Oh hey man, what did you take for Sixth Form?"
Person B: "Media, Dance and Performing Arts."
Person A: "Lol, who are you Elliott Barlow?"
Person B: "Fuck off you cunt!"
Person A: "Cool..."

by Dr. UnoLoverChildrenSmasher May 31, 2019

anna grace barlow

a blond actress who is really cool and has a dog named remy. post a lot on instagram @therealagbarlow

your such an anna grace barlow!

by meettheb May 12, 2018

Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022

Barlow

The sexist men alive has awesome hair everyone loves him except the ones he rejected. He has tons of homies and is the coolest guy around best boyfriends ever and supports and is kind to everyone who they think is deserving. And is sometimes racist to Miguel cuz he called tmhe a white tard.

DAMN that guy is denfinlty a barlow

by Me.is.hot100% May 12, 2022

Michael Barlow

Generally defined as a sex black male. Tends o steal everyones thot bitches but the niggas he steals them from steal think he is a God

Nigga#1: Damn I heard that you and your girl split up
Nigga#2: Yeah we did
Nigga#1: what happened
Nigga#2: She left me for someone else
Nigga#1: Well are you gonna kick his ass
Nigga#2: Naw cuh is aight cuz Michael Barlow stole her from me
Nigga#1:Oh shit you dont wanna mess with that nigga

by Nigga cheese bitch November 14, 2018