Tessa

A top notch spekky slut who is a great person that loves their friends, but overthinks too much. Is externally funny and just needs to message Zac.

‘Ah shit what a tessa’

by ANUSHOLEABDI January 13, 2018

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the most amazing person in the world. no one has ever been or ever will be more gorgeous than her. she’s the most perfect girlfriend in every single way. tessa will usually say she doesn’t like things about herself but they’re all wrong because everything about her is perfect. someone you can’t let go once you have her. someone i love with all my heart and always will<3

friend: is that girl tessa ur gf?
me: yeah she’s amazing.
friend: nah ur not that lucky.

by fjgjjfjsjxjf January 15, 2021

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You may not know that there is a Tessa in your life, because they are so fucking short. But I promise that they are there, they probably have very small hands also. Tessa’s are short, but are filled up with anger and rage after being ridiculed for their height. If you get too near a Tessa, she will bite off your shins and delete your knee caps at any given moment.

I recommend you stay at least 1 metre away from Tessa’s at all times.

Guy 1: oh no, there’s Tessa

Guy 2: watch out she looks angry.

Guy 1: well I guess our chances of survival are pretty short then! Hahahahah
*Guy 1 and Guy 2 realise their mistake too late and have their shins vaporised*

by TESSASUCKS69 January 24, 2019

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tessa is an amazing person. she is really nice qnd super caring, shes always there when you need her and never fails to make you smile. theres alot more to say but i cannot find the correct words.

person 1: i met a new friend today! she's super cool!
person 2: cool! whats her name?
person 1: its tessa!

by rex<3 January 19, 2022

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