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Prompter Preacher

All television on-camera news personalities that pontificate and deliver pious news messages or tragic stories with a sober look and serious tone in their voice. They are not the writers of the story but simply the messengers of guilt to the camera.
That tv anchor seems humbled by the drought's impact on the Somali people, but really he's nothing more than a prompter preacher.

Did you hear all the prompter preaches today? They're all saying that higher taxes on me will somehow solve all the country's problems.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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The Preacher Effect

The feeling you get when someone has reached so far into what you are doing it feels like they have inserted themselves into your every crevasse of your anal canal
Adam felt The Preacher Effect so much he could read the guys wrist watch protruding from his mouth.

That was the worst Preacher Effect of my life. Now my arse is so stretched 4 squatters have permanently moved in to ease the pain.
by EvLovesGoldenRivets November 16, 2020
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The Preacher

A mating ritual preformed on the sabbath day of the week between a man & a woman that involves the man inserting both of his arms into the vaginal cavity of his partner to begin the act of prayer which, involves consecutively delivering oral while rotating his hands which are pointing to the heavens within in the vagina. If the oral is to the cliterous then you will be praying to heaven, if oral is delivered to the anus then you will be praying to hell.
Susy wanted to marry Johnny after discovering that Johnny has perfected the preacher.
by DrClappinCheeks March 10, 2025
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That Vegan Preacher

a common nickname for the famous YouTuber and TikTok influencer "That Vegan Teacher"
Have you seen That Vegan Preacher's latest video?
Yeah, I can't believe she compared non-vegans to Hitler.
by wordyteen January 27, 2024
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Preacher’s Daughter

by Suhduhfuuhuh April 28, 2025
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That Vegan Preacher

Derogatory nickname for the YouTuber “That Vegan Teacher
Did you see That Vegan Preacher’s latest video?
by wordyteen January 29, 2024
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Thunder preacher

A person who enjoys their own Flatulence and is happy to take a deep breath of their own creation or somone eles.
Guy one: "Yo see that dude just wafted his oen fart to his face, and took a deep breath"

Gut two: "that's a wild thunder preacher, keep your distance"
by AbadChoice December 9, 2022
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