Kiersten : Chad where are you at you were supposed to stop by my place on your way home and fuck me?
Chad : Sorry I ran into Jess at the market and she wanted to try out these new condom's with extra ribs on them!
Kiersten : WHAT!!!!
Chad : Sorry I ran into Jess at the market and she wanted to try out these new condom's with extra ribs on them!
Kiersten : WHAT!!!!
by SlopNChop December 6, 2016
Get the Jessmug. A deep romantic with astonishingly beautiful eyes, a man named Jesse will be a wonderfully caring individual who tends to put others needs above his own.
I love you, Jesse.
by your lovely wife February 2, 2010
Get the Jessemug. Litteral Meaning- God exists.
MY MEANING
Anyone named Jesse will never die a virgin. '
A very manly man.
MY MEANING
Anyone named Jesse will never die a virgin. '
A very manly man.
by JesseJJJ December 28, 2007
Get the Jessemug. The absolute best, funniest, deepest and most caring person on Earth, and yes, although many Jess' may read this, I am talking about one specific Jess. YOU are the greatest person I have ever known, Jess.
by Ilovethepersonreadingthis October 7, 2019
Get the Jessmug. Name given at birth to children who are special. Be it that they like to play with boats in their front yard, or maybe they like to travel across the country....a boy with this name is never one of the crowd.
by Vanessa McHatin November 8, 2010
Get the Jessemug. 
