Mandering

Similar to wandering, but in a more absurd way. This can sometimes be classified as a condition---and happens to people who regulary pace back and forth in a room while engaging in a conversation with themselves and/or another individual. One who is wandering will be in a conversation with a group, but then with no hesitation will be (sometimes seen) in another group of random people either causing a comedic scene or escalating situation. Those who engage in mandering try to never cause harm, but just aimlessly walk into scenarios in a leisure manner with no fear of any consequences that may arise. They may get lost and not recollect where they had dissapeared off especially under a high level of intoxication.

Rob: Do you know where Bruce went off to last night?

Ted: Uhh you know he was probably mandering around and shooting shit with the locals.

Rob: Ha. Yeah prolly... that shithead! I couldn't get ahold of him and had to take a cab back

by Tucker3444 September 16, 2010

wandering tongue

when a guy is going down on a girl and keeps licking her whole pussy everywhere,all around,including sneaking licks at the asshole and not licking the clit,resulting in the girl thinking "what the fuck is he doing down there?? that's never going to make me cum!!"

so how was he in bed? he fucks like a stallion but he had a wandering tongue....

by kwheezy February 25, 2008

Zaidening

To fuck up a relationship by being stupid or to say or do something fucking stupid. Could also be described as dating multiple people after eache other.

You zaidening it up.
Why are u zaidening?

by Zaidening June 22, 2022

Wandering Eye

A penis: A man's penis has one hole resembling an eye in which it wanders from person to person searching or looking for the one in which it chooses!

That man's wandering eye was satisfied by that cute girl from the bar last night.

by Lubriderm+ May 20, 2010

wandering eye

Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.

Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?

Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.

Jack: What's wrong with her?

Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.

by drunk, skinny, sexy and goldy July 15, 2009

Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.

OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!

by VeryCold April 2, 2010

Mandering

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

by 500Dogs June 19, 2018