Zooted 

to feel the effects of rollin a methamphetamine pipe ten to two or two to ten

yo this niggas so zooted he cleaned his whole house(every fuckin square millimeter) with a toothbrush

Zooted by neurosurgeonman October 26, 2005

zooted 

Drunk
Origin: the bay area

c'mon homie, let's go get zooted

zooted by The most Ballinest man ever. December 28, 2005

zooted 

horny as a mother fucka that you'd f**k anything that moves

I'm zooted i did my mom last night

zooted by David Tingley January 25, 2009

zooted 

(adj): The state of being extraordinarily hyper, usu. from consuming 2 or more energy drinks, such as Red Bull or Monster.

Guy 1: What's wrong with that guy, he looks like he;s on crack xD
Guy 2: Nah, he's just had a few Red Bulls, the dude's just zooted...

zooted by Anubis Uriel April 25, 2009

zooted 

Praying to the point your in nother demention "that is also a holy ghost high"

I'm zooted befor the preacher lays hands on me!!!!

zooted by Epoladee February 19, 2004

zooted 

it means she is hype, or very crazy

that girl was zooted at that party yesterday.

that girl is zooted u dont wont her

zooted by chelsy cherelle August 18, 2008

Zooted 

The state of being fucked up beyond the limits of the physical and mental world on drugs and/or alcohol.

On New Year's Eve, Hunter and I were so zooted that we couldn't stand up and vomited on a cat!

Zooted by A 138 lb wrestler February 18, 2015