Your Nan

Your Nan is very fat.

"Is your nan fat?
"Yes, she is."

by YaNan6942069 March 6, 2021

your nan

if you pull this card you win any argument

Other Person: You suck

You : Your nan sucks

Argument won.

by YungNicknameNigga January 21, 2019

your nan sells Avon

when your nan sells avon

when your nan sells avon

by that edp445 man May 27, 2022

Your Nan

A response used by foolish kids who think they’re hard and smart. Also a comeback that probably originated from about 2013. It’s right up there with neek at the dead response level.

Daniel: Oi bruv, what’s the time?
Jake: Your Nan.
Daniel:Suck your mum you fucking slag.

by SuckYourMum321 September 25, 2018

Your nan

Hot and sexy

Your Nan is hot and sexy

by Sexy nan August 31, 2021

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016