National beat your dog day

April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.

Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.

by Wiener dog April 11, 2018

National beat your mother to a Pult day

Literally beat the shit out of your mom

God I love National beat your mother to a pult day

by Dagger189 August 29, 2019

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 25, 2021

National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 16, 2024

Beat Your Lake

Slang Irish term to have rough sex

When we hook up later I'm gonna beat your lake

by Gav & Mars August 18, 2022

Beat your pussy up

To bitch like you have a sandy pussy under you that needs to be patted out for sand.

"Stop beat your pussy up you screaming bitch."

by Fly Felix March 21, 2023

beat your chick day

Beat Your Chick Day (B.Y.C.D) is a commonly used abbreviation in the (mostly African) suburbs. It is on 13 November, and it is used to legally beat up your chick... However, if the chick has wounds the next day, it isn't legal, the criminal must be turned in. Thus you might not have heard of it before.

Beat Your Chick Day:
'Jordi, you beat up your chick really fine man!'

' Did you know that B.Y.C.D is tomorrow?'

by Pepe.ro.ni April 18, 2018