National beat your dog day

April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.

Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.

by Wiener dog May 25, 2018

National beat your mother to a Pult day

Literally beat the shit out of your mom

God I love National beat your mother to a pult day

by Dagger189 August 28, 2019

Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.

Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 15, 2024

Beat Your Lake

Slang Irish term to have rough sex

When we hook up later I'm gonna beat your lake

by Gav & Mars August 18, 2022

beating your chicken

masterbaiting

“were you beating your chicken to my nudes? lol”

by greasygolffish June 30, 2018

beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion

beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit

by Baznigger April 26, 2019