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Despairing Yoni

One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
by Janidew June 30, 2017
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Yoni Young

You heard about Yoni Young? Ya, he sold that to me.
by BAR69696969 March 15, 2022
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Yonis

Yonis is a sexy guy he his loving caring and cute.They usually have big dicks and they are really strong but they don’t use their strength since they are composed.if you meet one give up on ur boyfriend and take him he is worth it.
Yonis is sexy
by Kdjdkdjd November 24, 2021
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Yoni

The literal definition of a huge dick. Person with a huge horse cock that can't be destroyed. Person of the group with the biggest dick. This person is usually quiet but when he sees a pussy he goes completely wild.
Yo that man Yoni? He probably has a big dick.
by the big tits November 22, 2021
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Yonis

A slang term used to describe doing lines of cocaine, or cocaine itself.
"Hey man, Wheres your yonis at?" "Right here chalk shome up."
by That3rdGuy September 19, 2019
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Back yoni

That back yoni is a bonus.
by Old saint nip October 21, 2022
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Yoni

a person that constantly smells like rotten pussy fish. An ars that sucks homo dick and loves to taste homo cum. Yoni looks like a gay computer, but if you search deep down you can see his dick is actually 3.5 inches not 2. He is very insecure and constantly says, “am I really” when you make fun of him
*yoni walks in the room*

Ella: what’s that fishy smell?
Yoni: do I really smell like fish
by Fartface21 January 3, 2019
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