A slang statement that refers to the act of making someone appear stupid or doing something overall negative to them.
Alyssa, if you call me a bitch one more time, I am going to clown on your ass so fucking hard you’ll be transported to the Shadow Realm.
by welcometothecuckshed June 23, 2020
Get the clown on your assmug. When you sit at the toilet and your dick is so small that you accidently piss through the gap onto your underwear and then have to wear your piss soaked underwear until you can change them
Make sure to get an erection before you urinates so that you don't start pissing your ass
If you say "Please Stop." one more time, I'm going to piss my own ass
If you say "Please Stop." one more time, I'm going to piss my own ass
by Diddlemeplz December 30, 2021
Get the Pissing your assmug. The act of rushing to go out of ones way for something or someone. To go out of one's way for.
Originally heard in from Clint Eastwood (Dave) in the movie Play Misty For Me albeit sarcastically.
Originally heard in from Clint Eastwood (Dave) in the movie Play Misty For Me albeit sarcastically.
Sgt. McCallum: Why? Because she was released on parole pending further legal action.
Dave: When.
Sgt. McCallum: A week.
Dave: Well I sure like the way you broke your ass to let me know about it!
Dave: When.
Sgt. McCallum: A week.
Dave: Well I sure like the way you broke your ass to let me know about it!
by Nanoforge March 20, 2011
Get the Broke your assmug. A phrase generally used as a threat. The origin of this word is unknown, but it is generally used from male to male. It threatens the act of homosexual oral anal sex within the straight guy community.
by FHN_Nathan March 5, 2011
Get the Mouth Your Assmug. "John just said 'I'm gonna liquidate your ass' so I guess that means I'm shitting pancakes for a while
by Hungbull36 December 14, 2014
Get the liquidate your assmug. 
by DRED 4000 January 20, 2009
Get the tear your assmug.