Yo momma so fat, she went to kfc and said "can I have the one
on the roof?"
Jonas: Hey Zach, what do you wanna do tonight?
Zach: yo momma
Jonas: stop
Zach:
if you don't shut up ill do you
instead
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
also you can do this:
Issac: yo momma so thicc she can't fit in you'r closet so she can hide when shes a lesbian.