Writing Sabbatical

Another way of saying, "Got fired and can't find a damn job"; almost exclusively used by Ivy League douchebags

"What's he up to?"

"His boss told him to get the hell out, so now he's on a "Writing Sabbatical" collecting unemployment.

Writing Sabbatical by zaxron_rhodes December 3, 2013

writing history 

an alternative way of saying you are taking a shit, mostly used in office with female colleagues.

"Probably after this lunch i'll be writing history"
"Awesome dude, i just went and it was great, pride!"

writing history by wallis92 July 17, 2017

Writing in Ranch 

The action of spilling ranch onto a surface and drawing or spelling things with your finger by running it through the ranch.

I loved writing in ranch as a kid!

Writing in Ranch by NeoNation March 11, 2019

writing things out 

to write especially in a full and complete form

“I still like writing things out in longhand”

writing things out by Liltilo December 14, 2020

writing a speech with a stick 

A term used when somebody is writing so badly that everybody is criticizing it.

random dude - "bruh this dude is writing a speech with a stick"

writing a speech with a stick by Betaic January 5, 2021

Writing clouds

Another term for vaping with a vape.

Dog, he be writing clouds.

Writing clouds by Altajayy May 20, 2021

Writing a paragraph 

To be chiefing through copious amounts of ones dab pen.

To be burning the candle through the night.

The link here is between a dab "pen" and a standard pen, which is (normally) used to write.
The metaphor continues as a normal pen may be used to write a paragraph, which is why to this day we say Writing a paragraph.

Friend 1: Takes back to back to back to back... to back rips of the pen followed by a double ripski to cap it off.
Friend 2: Man that guy is writing a paragraph.
Friend 3: Totally

Writing a paragraph by anonymous August 2, 2021