poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that builds up around the dick after engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was caught by his wife when she pulled down his pants and unveiled his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021

poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that has built up on your pubes when engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was busted by his wife when she pulled down his pants to reveal his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021

Wiener wreath

When a condom catastrophically fails leaving only the rolled rubber edge riding high up on the penis.

They were getting down when the condom quit leaving him with a green ribbed wiener wreath and a whole lot of regrets.

by Barke Slons January 17, 2022

shit a wreath

When you take a shit and it coils around the bowl into a neat circle.

"Dude I shit a wreath after thanksgiving dinner and it was decorated with cranberries.

by LeahAndyPlease December 21, 2014

Fresno Christmas Wreath

The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.

I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…

by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021

Weado

A slang "racist" term for a caucasian male.

Synonymous with Cracker and Hoogie.

(From Pale Face, by Haystak) (Look it up!)

Pale Face, we'll be them dudes. Make Up some more words for white boys, we'll be them too. Cause we: Pale Face... Hoogie... Weado...

Pale Face, we'll be them dudes. Make Up some more words for white boys, we'll be them too. Cause we: Pale Face... blue-eyed... devils...

by H-Face March 16, 2009

Wreak Havoc

A hardcore band from Lorain, Ohio. The singer, Ryan Hardwick yells lyrics of woe from ex girlfriends while trying to look tough. The band is a bunch of music snobs, pretentious assholes, who think that you are only as cool as how many hardcore bands you can name, how much you know about them, and how many tattoos you can acquire visibly.

I went to see that band Wreak Havoc the other day, their singer sounds like his balls have not dropped yet.

by Fag Hag Faggot Faggggggg September 9, 2010