Wokester

A self-righteous person who prefers form over substance. Often a moron and always a pussy.

Tyler Theythem is an incorrigible wokester.

by JeffersonWheelchair April 13, 2022

Worcestershire sauce

1. Delicious (put it on steak).

2. Dificult to say.

1. This steak doesn't taste right. I'd best add some Worcestershire sauce.

2. Person1: Say worcestershire sauce.
person2: worshteshtersauce.
person1: hahaha
person2: you know, i think it is pronounced Warchester sauce.
person1: no, you fail.

by Malbert November 5, 2006

Worster

worster than worst

pipoy is worster than amelia

by dannie16 March 9, 2019

Worcestering

A weather pattern in Worcester, MA, similar to garbage storms.

Worcestering occurs at tempratures between 15 and 45 degrees farenheit. The sky is gray and overcast like England. It bounces back and forth between rain and snow and high winds are usually involved.

It's Worcestering out, better bring your umbrella/snow boots/rain coat.

by Rushmore June 14, 2004

worcesterized

The wretched condition to which all residents of Worcester, MA eventually succumb. Symptoms include jibberish and non-sense speech patterns, an increasingly aluminum foil-centered wardrobe, and frequent trips to watch the Sharks. Note: Time to Worcesterization is different for all new residents, and is negatively correlated with the number of his/her Worcesterized friends/co-workers.

It took LJ about 6 years to become Worcesterized after moving to Worcester, MA. Now he wears his socks on his hands and uses them to talk to himself and his co-workers. Matt works with LJ and just moved to Worcester. He will be Worcesterized in no-time.

by Jank2daBank February 24, 2010

Workster

\werk-stur\n. adj. A word coined by New York's Blackout Artists for an individual who has chosen the responsible path in life while still remaining to ooze coolness. Workster's value non mainstream music, the arts, blogs, bikes, skateboards long and short, vintage-esque clothes (on the nights and weekends), fitness, social settings, moderate politics, hobbies, capitalism, and careers with a future.

Lawyer 1: Bill, what are you listening to?
Lawyer 2: Yeasayer
Lawyer 1: Never heard of-em
Lawyer 2: Most people haven't
Lawyer 1: ...fucking workster

Banker 1: Steve, I can't stand this baggy-ass button down. There's always so much shit in the back. Does Macy's carry that fitted shirt you were wearing yesterday?
Banker 2: No
Banker 1: ...fucking workster

Rando super-hot girl at lounge: I love those boots. And that shirt is awesome- what vintage store did you find that at?
Corporate Real Estate Analyst: Saks.
Rando super-hot girl at lounge: ...fucking workster

by The Generator Moderator November 12, 2010

Worsestest

Far worse than worst, especially in the hood...

It's the WORSESTEST thang when white people get jacked in the hood.

by Cruel_Rhetoric August 28, 2009