Womble-Clomp

Womble-Clomp is when someone gets hurt very dramatically but in a comical fashion.
Other words can also be used like Clomped, Schlomped, Jingle-Dingled, Flapper Jacked, Doople Doople Schlomptomped

"Holy shit that dude just got womble-clomped!"

by 69AssBlaster69 July 5, 2020

Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.

“Ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed”

by Bolly Hee September 6, 2020

Womble Trap

A collection of unused yet useful equipment left in a single area. Likely to attract the attention of wombles.

1: Jack really needs to clean all those old bits of radios off his desk.
2: Leave it alone it's bait for his womble trap.

by Dangermoose June 28, 2010

Womble Copter

A term to describe ones idiocy, or when one acts in an idiotic way.
Also used in anger to describe hatred towards one another.

"Mate, you're a right Womble Copter today!"

by MrBanter January 19, 2015

Wombles Faces

Adjective used to describe a womans saggy breasts which resemble the faces of the fictional characters The Wombles.

I wouldnt like to see her without a bra on, I bet those breasts look like wombles faces

by Shed89 March 12, 2013

Cock womble

An idiot that dosnt think and walks around like a twat

(Guy trips over nothing) you are a cock womble

by Manswitthetime October 8, 2019

cock womble

a cock womble is a person that is a complete prick

Andrew: You know David? hes a bit of a cock womble
Aaron: Yea i know

by carrots are healthy December 30, 2018