winkerpack

u/winkerpack refers to an Obese Florida man and Reddit user who gained a cult following from r/wallstreetbets leading to the creation of

r/winkerpack the reddit sub dedicated to making the wrong moves and losing money. The average user is astute in Robinhood options trading, but not much else.

I saw winkerpack with his mobility scooter broken down outside Wendys

by Dr. Mantis Toboggan April 13, 2021

bagpipe wanker

A person who is originated from Scotland.

Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy is from Scotland, eh?
Yeah, He looks like a bagpipe wanker!

by wanking December 12, 2016

dumpy wanker

A very slow moving British fraccer that looks like Homer Simpson.

There is a dumpy wanker working on black crew for Ironhorse Energy Services.

by Yourpaljesus May 21, 2018

Dill headed Winkertoss

An artistically compelling character in the slideshow of life.

"That Agustus Gloop is a dill headed winkertoss

by snrod June 20, 2011

Google Wanker

A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin

I checked what you wrote best plagiarism ever,you google wanker

by whinging old bastards unhacked July 22, 2018

Wanker's Wednesday

It's when CHSmem memes/roasts the shit out of some poor Catherdralite on Wednesdays
@CHSmem on Instagram

Ah fuck bro you just got voted for Wanker's Wednesday.... You're so fucked

You just fucked my wife! Omg I am so voting for you for Wanker's Wednesday

I was having a real tough time in my life but #WankersWednesday made me get through it

by Haramchoddo August 3, 2018

keys wanker

A person who clips their keys onto their jeans so everyone can see that they have things to unlock.

Commonly found in AU Ford driver

Daveo - Look at those keys clipped to his jeans.

Johno - yeah what a keys wanker

Daveo - Yeah he must drive a AU Ford

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018