The tender state of your mate's balloon knot after a pleasurable evening of anal plundering his or her pucker spot.
Barry left Carla with a quivering red knot after pounding her booty hole.
Roger realized he was getting sloppy seconds when the guy he picked up already had a red knot going.
Roger realized he was getting sloppy seconds when the guy he picked up already had a red knot going.
by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017
Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.
"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"
by Tylerstein October 06, 2006
Not using anything to blow your nose into so you proceed by closing up one nostril and clearing the other onto the ground. This almost always results in getting snot on your hands
I didnt have a kleenex so I proceeded to untangle a farmers knot. I then had to wipe my hand on my pants.
by leaf337 June 10, 2015
The rapidly tied knot at the open end of a condom. The Sock Knot is immediately tied post ejaculation and withdrawal of the penis. A Sock Knot prevents the messy leak of semen from the used prophylactic.
After Roger blew his nut, he quickly removed the sheath from his penis and tied a quick Sock Knot to keep the mess to a minimum.
by Eaton Holgoode August 20, 2015
by Dickhead92 September 11, 2017
When your taint hair starts to turn into psuedo dreadlocks. it is a painful affliction of hikers and any distance walkers or runners. The Knots are normally pulled out at a break and can be avoided with proper trimming beforehand.
by grizzlyAdam August 12, 2006
by The man of valor November 18, 2010