WiFi Butthole

The point at which your WiFi signal is total crap but your cell phone refuses to switch over to using cellular data and your connection is useless, e.g., browser is stuck spinning, app is not responsive and won’t load new content.

Jane: Hey Jack, check out this photo I just posted on Instagram.

Jack: I can’t do crap on my phone right now because I’m stuck in the WiFi Butthole outside my home. Give me a minute so my phone will switch to cellular.

by smashdev64 May 25, 2018

mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi

The most crappy wifi you would ever use
(JUST DON'T USE IT,IT GIVES YOU BAD INTERNET,STICK WITH YOUR INTERNET)

Man, mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi is so bad that my ping can rise to 999999999
i need to stick with my wifi instead of this

by ihandlethisidk September 11, 2022

Walmart Wifi

A term used to describe slow or shit wifi. Compared with Walmart because Walmart is crap just like your shitty wifi

"My wifi is so slow today. I hate having walmart wifi"

by Ross Penguin Master MacDonald May 27, 2016

School Wifi

a Hell hole wifi made by Hellhole (see School) that blocks anything including some websites that aren't inappropiate!

I hate School Wifi, they blocked me from downloading an app or watching videos elsewhere besides Youtube

by You are a Idiot June 15, 2017

bad wifi

1.true hell
2. a horrible disease that can be caught by internet routers

Dude 1: hey dude my router suffers from "bad wifi"
Dude 2: OH NO!!! IM SO SORRY!!

by Some weird dude at TacoBell November 27, 2016

wifi wetspot

a wifi hotspot that charges an hourly or daily fee to use, such as many coffeeshops and airports.

"I tried to check my email, but the network there is a fucking wifi wetspot"

by tinkertinker April 3, 2008

wifi sniffer

A hacker who steals another wifi connection.

Those without firewalls should not have wifis.

by Bob Zajdel March 5, 2004