wifey

An extremely close friend; your 'bitch'; your 'ho'; your best of the best of the BEST friends you have; your claimed favorite person.

You know my best friend, Ginger?! Yea, she's my wifey!

Gabe, you're my wifey.

Paige is MY wifey, BITCH!

by The Sinner November 9, 2006

Wifey

Wifey: (Latin-American; S. California)(adj.) A term used to describe a prostitute who is most favored by her pimp, often due to her ability to make the most money; also see bottom bitch

Pimp: "Yo, my wifey made 10G's this week"

by A Mexican-American Pimp April 20, 2011

wifey

used to describe the female of a male/female platonic relationship.

jill: "you need to start saving money for college and stop waisting it on such stupid things!"

dan: "i know, i will. stop nagging me all the time."

jill: "i wouldn't have to nag you if you would just listen to me for once!"

ben: "jill, you need to stop acting so wifey sometimes!"

dan: "hey man, she's my best friend, don't talk to her like that!"

by girl7 December 8, 2006

Wifey

When a woman is deep throating your cock while simultaneously tonguing your asshole.

This freak gave me the wifey last night so I put a ring on it, love her!

by runninamuck June 12, 2018

Wifey

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Me and my mom like listening and enjoying wifey so we bought a wifey console

by TheGOAT28_ February 11, 2019

Wifey

Wifey is a meaning for BFFs or bfs. In a romantic relationship, wifey is Simone you respect above all others, in a friendship, wifey is like an endearing term for Queen or cutie.

Oh? Alexa? We've been friends since she was 4. She's my wifey.

by Wifey.no1 June 1, 2018

Wifey

What Ethnic kids in middle/high school call their girlfriends of 1 week.

Typical myspace name "(Insert name here)+ WIFEY 4EVUH!"

by Thisisareallycreativename December 20, 2009