Willy Waggler

Someone who is a keen masturbater.

Mom: 'Just caught Andy jerking off again'

Dad: 'Again?! He's a right little Willy Waggler isn't he'

by Comfy94s July 12, 2011

Man Wagging

Intentionally walking or running around in the nude sporting your penis as it wags back and forth like a dog happy to see it’s owner.

Frank was man wagging again in the locker room.

Hakeem surprised everyone at his cousin’s party when we ran around the pool man wagging.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

Tail-Wagger

Someone or something that makes a person feel very happy or full of joy. A point in time that made or will make a person happy.

"John received that new set of golf clubs that he wanted for his birthday. It was a real tail-wagger." or "I'm really looking forward to that concert. It'll be real tail-wagger." or "Pat is my closest and best friend, a real tail-wagger."

by TimingPlus August 21, 2018

J-Wagged

The 10 out of 10 on the drunk scale. What is this? Getting so drunk you actually have to be brought back from life. If you please you can get so drunk at a football that you tackle a fire hydrant, puke on every inch of a bathroom stall: except in the toilet.

Ex. Dude I'm fuckin gettin J-Wagged tonight

by steve-o C. March 2, 2009

waggon

FAT ASS! larger than life ass, XL bubble butt.

"Damn look at that waggon on J-Lo"

by parkin lot pimp June 11, 2006

waggaman

small cool town west of New Orleans, its the country side of the westbank. Rich people live there in Modern Farms and South Kenner neighborhoods, and there's a subdivision called live Oak, where the poor people live. Theres a park, library and a gas station. Gangster people only live there.

"yo have you visited waggaman yet?"
"yea man, coolest place ever"

by meep12 August 12, 2009

Whag

A word that looks like the misspelling of what, but actually means dumb ass.

"Jimmy got back with the ex that cheated on him... that fucking whag!"

by Glyphy February 11, 2019