WETTY

Basically another way of saying “nice one”

Leonard: “Yo gavin I just shagged my Nan”
Gavin: “Oh WETTY”

by DenchDefinitions September 29, 2020

Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy

Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date

by Big RM October 5, 2018

Wetty

Someone who forever makes a ridiculous excuse for not taking part in a social event.

Commonly used by people called David.

Why wont you come to Viper? Don't be a wetty!

by Theunassumingkiwi July 8, 2016

Wetty

Someone who is extremely wet

Alex is such a wetty

by Alextaylor23 June 2, 2018

Wetty

An absolute nonce

What a wetty

by Dark_princxss May 14, 2019

Wettieness

Wettieness is an abstract noun

It is when wet people just get too over the top and act very strange.

“That person has a lot of wettieness”
“You are just wettieness; plain wettieness”

by Dis kid mann April 21, 2018

Wetty

Another word for to describe an occurance in life

"So when someone says wetty, you're in a room and someone says wetty, a vibe shifts... an organism shifts... and the feeling that someone has moves from there *gestures near* to there *gestures further away*, and you realise oh... oh that is wetty. If you didn't think it was in the past... if you didn't think it was wetty in the past and all of a sudden it hits you, you think actually, that is quite wetty

by wetty treedophile December 24, 2020