Brooklyn Welcome

Tipping the local Manhattan Island corner hooker to violently shit on and down your cock, effectively loading a dirty brown rocket into your man meat for you to later cum down her dirty gusset.

Crikey Goose, what's a prisoner gotta do around here to 'ave a good trip?

Ask that lovely lady over there to give you the Brooklyn Welcome

by Drert March 1, 2020

Welcome To The Machine

Definition 1: A great Pink Floyd song

Definition 2: A phrase used to convey how society/social media works similar to a mindless machine

Person 1: The social media is full of a bunch of people who will immediately follow any drama/trend like mindless sheep.
Person 2: Welcome to the machine

by some guy with a computer June 28, 2020

welcome to the bonezone

a phrase often use in a sexual relationship. commonly right before getting what is knows a "anal evacuation", which is a phrase for anal

Gf: *walk in to bedroom after work"
Bf: *laying on bed nacked* "Welcome to the bonezone"
Gf: what in the fresh titty.."

by kinkysauce.exe May 8, 2018

welcome to the dawn

The reached destination of reality of bliss where Human beings, the animal, insect, and plant kingdom align uniformly with the Universe in peace and harmony with the Creator and all evil is dispelled and any and everything that is not compassion and purity does not exist.

Defined by Mrs. Monique Smith from Philadelphia Pa.

Welcome to the Dawn the long awaited upper Echelon State of Being.

by Astral Mystic November 17, 2017

royal welcome

When a newbie gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave ceril the royal welcome, poor guy will never be the same again

by jonbatz March 10, 2016

donut welcome

When a woman will squat over your face letting the loads of jism from her other boyfriends drip into your upturned face.

Ben got a big donut welcome after coming home early one day and surprising his wife.

by TheBeast691 December 9, 2008

a warm welcome

a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.

1. Yeah, sally gave me a blowjob last night. It was great, she started me off with a warm welcome ... yeah.

2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.

by wuntoothrie November 20, 2011