Welcome Center

1. It's a bigger rest area that is usually found at state borders.

You can find everything that you find at rest areas here: Toilets (remember to wipe the seats and flush before using), vending machines that contain food and water to ease starvation, a map two, sometimes an area to sit and eat your oacked lunch, or if it's a good one, a dog park, and even small museums in some cases, etc. Welcome centers also seem to be a bit more advanced than normal rest areas.
1. I need to stop at a Welcome Center to take a shit, find out where the fuck I am, and buy junk food.
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Welcome Cross

A tradition in the Deep South. Basically, a man in white robes plants a wooden cross in a new neighbor's yard and sets it on fire. Not a symbol of Southern Intolerance.
Hey, my new neighbors planted a Welcome Cross in my yard last night. At first I thought it was because they hated me because I was a Yank, but they then brought me some lemon squares and fried cornbread. Man these Southerners are very hospitable and kind!

"Goddammit! My neighbor's Welcome Cross burned down my house!"
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royal welcome

When a newbie gets raped on his first day in prison.
Verne gave ceril the royal welcome, poor guy will never be the same again
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Dutch Welcome

When a business-woman bends over in a provocative way at work to get a "rise" out of her bosses or to get noticed! This is usually achieved by dropping a pen or some paperwork and bending down to pick them up. The woman in question does not have to be sexy, or attractive but they themselves believe they are.
I've just been in Mr Biggleswade's office and his secretary Doris gave me a Dutch Welcome!
by UrbanHim March 13, 2013
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donut welcome

When a woman will squat over your face letting the loads of jism from her other boyfriends drip into your upturned face.
Ben got a big donut welcome after coming home early one day and surprising his wife.
by TheBeast691 December 05, 2008
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welcome stranger

A variation of "the stranger" masturbation technique, where the participant sits on both hands until they go numb, then uses one to masturbate while the other lies across their chest like the fond embrace of someone who loves them, occasionally wiping away tears.
It was the anniversary of my wife's death on Saturday, so I gave myself a Welcome Stranger, and it felt like she was still here.
by ash flame February 12, 2014
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a warm welcome

a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.
1. Yeah, sally gave me a blowjob last night. It was great, she started me off with a warm welcome ... yeah.

2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.
by wuntoothrie November 21, 2011
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