Dutch Welcome

When a business-woman bends over in a provocative way at work to get a "rise" out of her bosses or to get noticed! This is usually achieved by dropping a pen or some paperwork and bending down to pick them up. The woman in question does not have to be sexy, or attractive but they themselves believe they are.

I've just been in Mr Biggleswade's office and his secretary Doris gave me a Dutch Welcome!

by UrbanHim March 13, 2013

welcome to the dawn

The reached destination of reality of bliss where Human beings, the animal, insect, and plant kingdom align uniformly with the Universe in peace and harmony with the Creator and all evil is dispelled and any and everything that is not compassion and purity does not exist.

Defined by Mrs. Monique Smith from Philadelphia Pa.

Welcome to the Dawn the long awaited upper Echelon State of Being.

by Astral Mystic November 17, 2017

donut welcome

When a woman will squat over your face letting the loads of jism from her other boyfriends drip into your upturned face.

Ben got a big donut welcome after coming home early one day and surprising his wife.

by TheBeast691 December 9, 2008

Welcome To The Machine

Definition 1: A great Pink Floyd song

Definition 2: A phrase used to convey how society/social media works similar to a mindless machine

Person 1: The social media is full of a bunch of people who will immediately follow any drama/trend like mindless sheep.
Person 2: Welcome to the machine

by some guy with a computer June 28, 2020

royal welcome

When a newbie gets raped on his first day in prison.

Verne gave ceril the royal welcome, poor guy will never be the same again

by jonbatz March 10, 2016

Welcome Cross

A tradition in the Deep South. Basically, a man in white robes plants a wooden cross in a new neighbor's yard and sets it on fire. Not a symbol of Southern Intolerance.

Hey, my new neighbors planted a Welcome Cross in my yard last night. At first I thought it was because they hated me because I was a Yank, but they then brought me some lemon squares and fried cornbread. Man these Southerners are very hospitable and kind!

"Goddammit! My neighbor's Welcome Cross burned down my house!"

by [Cromwell] March 23, 2010

a warm welcome

a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.

1. Yeah, sally gave me a blowjob last night. It was great, she started me off with a warm welcome ... yeah.

2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.

by wuntoothrie November 20, 2011