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Weak-Sauce 

lame, bad, performing poorly, opposite of money. (History). Originally coined by Craig's friend from college, Danny, weak-sauce has become a much needed buzzword in the lame, not cool category, with thanks to Boomer Esiason and Marv Albert who used it on an Monday Night Football broadcast in '02.
The Denver Nuggets scored 68 points in the entire game yesterday, making their offensive output weak-sauce.
Weak-Sauce by Steve&Craig November 4, 2003
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Weak Sauce!

A phrase used to describe a situation that is really stupid or inconvenient. A way to express ones passionate disapproval of a person/place/thing/situation that in a nut shell, SUCKS
Let's pretend for a moment that your are playing a video game. Modern Warfare, WOW, Sims or what have you. You're doing REALLY well when you usually SUCK. And then, out of nowhere, for no apparent reason, your computer freezes causing you to lose ALL progress made leaving you at square one. This my friends is what we call, Weak Sauce!
Weak Sauce! by Muerte de Mujer February 5, 2010

weak-sauce 

when your friend starts to date someone and they ditch you to hang out with their someone special. when it is severe enough then the name "weak-sauce" should be used. also appropriate if someone does something stupid or very embarressing.
guy: hey bro, wanna hit the mall up today

guy #2: no man im hangin with the lady tonight

guy: weak-sauce bro
weak-sauce by kennell936 June 29, 2011

weak-sauce 

applies to someone who tries to impress you or do something cool, but instead acts similarly to a mentally retarded kid hooked on ice
*Andrew(at school recess in the front of hot chicks):Hey guys this sucks lets play soccer in the hallways!!!
*Aaron: That is fuckin weak-sauce!
weak-sauce by mauiyob August 3, 2008

Weak-Sauce 

Jason Silverman's unfertile semen that he plants in every crackwhore he can find in conway, massachusetts. First used when he was raped by a 40 year old fat woman at the age of 7 and this woman never got pregnant like she wanted too.
Rob:"Damn yo....Jason just banged that whore from douche street"
other guy: " its ok though because jason has some weak-sauce...the best that shat can do is produce a retard baby that has only one arm but has 11 fingers on it and possibly another crazy fetus hanging off its ass"
Rob: "wow, ur right that is some weak-sauce"
Weak-Sauce by Rob Smith February 24, 2005

weak sauce brownie points 

Commonly used word by Montclair, New Jersey teenagers, usually those who think that they're cool enough to create a new slang term.

If you live in Montclair and think you're really cool you will use this word for no reason when in reality no one really knows what it means.
"Yo son, you're buggin'"
"Trillz. Weak sauce brownie points."

dipped in weak sauce 

Derived from weak sauce, this refers to anyone who messed something up, failed at an endevour, or otherwise failed to meet certain expectations/standards through inexcusable inaction.
Willy: Wassup playboooiiieeee?! I heard all ya'alls got laid last night!

Bruce: Fuck ya playa, everyone besides Clarence. He was dipped in weak sauce.

Willy: He always is...