3am watcher

That one person that jerks off to any type of porn after 3am
I am a 3am watcher. Just busted a fat one a few minutes ago. It's currently 3:12am
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Whale Watcher

Lesbian. Derived from the greek word Whalla watcha snatch. Translated to "one who loves the vag"

Why whales? It must be the blow hole.
That girl jodi is such a whale watcher!
by SamDePree February 27, 2009
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Watcher Entertainment

A production studio started by Shane Madej, Steven Lim, and Marielle Scott's boyfriend. puppets. food. poop. shit tonna drinking.

picture a cake of your favorite flavor decorated in broken glass, condoms, sparklers, and held by katie leblanc. welcome to watcher.
did you see watcher entertainment's new post?

yeah! marielle scott's boyfriend is doing a new show with shane madej!
by windriverknifefight November 30, 2020
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Clock watcher

A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.
Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"
by Da Vin Chee January 26, 2010
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crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.
EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."
by Joe April 7, 2005
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boobie watcher

a man or woman (mostly a man) that is gifted in the art of sensing boobs all around him and never gets caught. he passes his talents down from generation to generation. he is gifted in the art of carefully watching a woman's hooters without her noticing.
"did you see the double d's behind me, or how about over there those c cups? that is why they call me the boobie watcher"
by slingshot19 March 23, 2009
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Bird-watcher

Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places.
(Typically after someone pisses you off, instead of calling them a "fag" or something"...Dude, you're being such a god damn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!
by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003
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