It is widespread knowledge 'Adam Wakefield" was the first God of the Orgasm. Anyone with this name is hung like Mount Everest and can bang as Chuck Norris can fight.
After a spine tingling, toe curling, hair raising and waterfall esque orgasm women now use the phrase " I can't believe you just Adam Wakefield'ed me". There have ben 1,202 reported cases of death from being with an Adam Wakefield. Death is thought to be caused by a heart attack as the heart cannot sustain the flow of blood to the vagina to satisfy the unimaginable intensity of the orgasm.
There is no known cure of being "Adam Wakefield'ed"
There is no known cure of being "Adam Wakefield'ed"
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Get the adam wakefield mug.A town in Union County, NJ that neighbors Scotch Plains, their rivals. Typically, the guys wear their pants down to their ankles and their hats to the side, and try and walk with what they would call, "swag". The girls wear short skirts and shorts, even in the winter, and neck lines that go down to their vagina's.
Westfielder's have a nicer downtown than the people in Scotch Plains, so the people from Scotch Plains go there to hang out. This causes the Westfielder's to become enraged and act more like apes than they already do, sometimes even taking the liberty to throw food at kids from Scotch Plains.
Westfield kids are typically more rich than kids from Scotch Plains, and thus spend all of their money on drugs. They are worse in sports than Scotch Plains, and are also worse academically. The only thing real about Westfield kids are the pimples on their forehead.
Westfielder's have a nicer downtown than the people in Scotch Plains, so the people from Scotch Plains go there to hang out. This causes the Westfielder's to become enraged and act more like apes than they already do, sometimes even taking the liberty to throw food at kids from Scotch Plains.
Westfield kids are typically more rich than kids from Scotch Plains, and thus spend all of their money on drugs. They are worse in sports than Scotch Plains, and are also worse academically. The only thing real about Westfield kids are the pimples on their forehead.
Guy 1: Yo you see that girl over there? I can practically see her pussy!
Guy 2: Yeah, but she's so pimply and gross, she must be from Westfield. I'd rather date a girl from Scotch Plains, they're all so classy and hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she's so pimply and gross, she must be from Westfield. I'd rather date a girl from Scotch Plains, they're all so classy and hot.
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Shitty Mancunian suburb towards the even shitter town of Bury but somewhat different in character. Residents are an odd mixture of Jews, overspill manc scallies, and middle class wannabes.The pubs are all dire although the once grotty precinct has been renovated.
by Begby4 March 1, 2008
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Get the Westfield high school mug.75,000 population town in western MA. Noted for having nothing but a bum college Westfield State and a lot of parties for HS kids. Plenty of retards that think they can play hockey too. Arny Gay was the hockey coach at the HS, does that answer it?
Dude, "ya," you believe I may have to move to Westfield, MA and attend Westfield State?
Yes, you sucked in high school and deserve it. Make sure you go to Touch Downs for a beer.
Yes, you sucked in high school and deserve it. Make sure you go to Touch Downs for a beer.
by C.J. Thomas June 12, 2009
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pretty normal town that noone likes cuz they have a high population of gay people
pretty normal town that noone likes cuz they have a high population of gay people
by Patrick from Atown November 25, 2006
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