chinese waiter torture

When you know exactly what you want on the menu but your server doesn't speak any english.

You: "Beef with black bean sauce!"

Waiter: ...?

You: Argh! Chinese waiter torture!

by adamo42 October 23, 2011

Waitress

Someone who would fart in your food (or possibly piss or spit) if you don't treat them right.

Waitress Lisa Wogen performed a cake fart and became famous.

by Donna Louisa July 14, 2011

Upsidedown Chinese Waitress

a crazy sex position where someone does a handstand and another person straddles them.

Brandie likes it like an upsidedown chinese waitress.....

by Mr.doitright June 15, 2009

waiter ass

The rash inbetween your legs or thighs caused from the rubbing of sweaty under garments. It is commonly seen in the service industry

Check out Johnny, he's got a bad case of waiter ass

by Timbo Slice10 November 3, 2017

Waiter voice

Its the fake nice voice that a person makes to seem polite when they really are not. For example: when speaking to waiters, elders, etc.

Damn i hate when Rachel uses her waiter voice to make me do oral for her.

by DulceBrisa April 20, 2018

Wactored

Wactored
/wak-turd/
verb

The act of ending up on the wrong side of a less-than-desirable task through deceit and trickery.

Friend #1: "How'd you end up having to cook all of these burgers? This isn't even your party?"

Friend #2: "Well. Terry was supposed to, but I got Wactored."

by Happpaneesse June 10, 2022

Baby waitress

A waitress that smokes a lot of cigarettes and serves mostly scotch on the rocks. She has dwindling self confidence and a lot of sex.

Hi, my name's Courtney. I'll be your baby waitress for the night.

or

Make it a double, baby waitress.

by Courtneyfats June 27, 2010