Shop Wafting

When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.

Shop Wafting - "Hey babe, smell this candle. I promise I did not shop waffle in it".

by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025

Waft

The collective noun for a group of clunge/fanny

The lads gawped as a load of clunge wafted past

by Jeza July 8, 2022

Doggie Waft

The faint smell of poo when you are having sexual intercourse doggie style.

I was pumping this slapper the other night, her doggie waft was horrendous.

by Doggie101 February 24, 2022

log waft

The smell of a fart that is identical to the rancid shit you will take soon thereafter and thus a warning to all who share a bathroom with you.

Dude, that log waft needs to be taken outside now, and warn me when you use the shitter.

by drstevenwerose March 24, 2022

Penis Waft

A shart coming out of your penis

I have a Penis Waft

by SmogzV2 March 30, 2022