WAD

Weapons of Ass Destruction. Most commonly referred to as a belt, a switch, a paddle, basically anything that causes intense pain on your gluteus maximus.

When I find that boy, I'm-a gonna use my WAD on 'em.

by JayMayKha501 January 6, 2012

WAD

WAD is an acronym for What would AMI DO!

Oh know its fucked up again! what should I do "I know what would Ami do" WAD

by beff234 September 8, 2011

dick wad

A person who's just an asshole ALL the time.

Guy: Hey did you see that dude over there?
Me: Yeah. He's a dick wad

by Beatlelover88 June 28, 2014

Wad blower

An event or happening so incredible/amazing that it would instantly induce premature ejaculation.

Did you see the finale of Lost?

Yes, it was a total wad blower!

by Eurospy March 5, 2009

Cum Wad

When one is done beating their cock, a guy usually explodes his load into toilet paper. Thus, making it a cum wad!

John: I came so much last night.
Friend: Who did you fuck?
John: Nobody I came in some toilet paper and threw that cum wad into the trash can.

by Jerk-off Pro January 1, 2012

WAD

Acronym for "What a douche"

Douche literally means a liquid used to clean the female genitalia but in modern times, douche means an asshole, a bitch, a skunk bag, a retard, etc.

Ed: Look at that guy trying to hump the tree!
Edd: WAD!
Eddy: What's that?
Edd: What a douche, douche!

by Pseudonomy October 2, 2010

spank wad

A term commonly used to describe a tissue that has been viciously soaked by man matter.

Bro, I was taking out the trash and I found one of your spank wad's

by El Jhay August 11, 2017