wtft

What the French Toast!

An Exclamation of Surprise often in the negative connotation. Used often as a replacement for what the fuck around children or in polite company.

Wtft!!?!? That guy just flipped me off for no reason!

by WoodenTron February 16, 2009

WTFI

"Who the f*** is"...?

WTFI Tim Kaine?

by Robomuse January 6, 2017

wtftalk

The stupidest website I've ever seen

wtftalk is the suckiest site ever

by sdfaskdjfhasdfnj December 28, 2004

WTFIUWT

What The Fuck Is Up With That

Who are the misinformed citizens disrupting Congressional town hall meetings held for their benefit? WTFIUWT?

by jobpimp August 20, 2009

WTFHITS?

What the fucking hell is this/that shit?

Someone is surfing at internet, reading the news and watch the article "The World’s Biggest Insect Is So Freaking Huge It Can Eat a Carrot" and then shout: WTFHITS?

by hs99 December 3, 2011

WTFUTB

"what the fu** yo talkin bout" Meaning in english, "what the fu** are you talking about."

Boy: I'm magic! Watch..... Poof your single!

Girl: WTFUTB!?

by starfishlover669 July 5, 2012

WTFWTFS

An acronym for "what the fuck was that fucking shit". Commonly said when someone fucks up big time, typically something simple that you think couldn't be fucked up.

Counter-Strike, last round, 5 people v 1 person, should be an easy win -- the 1 guy kills the entire team of 5.

"Are you kidding me?!? WTFWTFS?!?!?"

by aircoft December 29, 2015