Workplace-Prostitution

Verb Form of the Adjective: Workplace-Prostitute.
A: Person who trades sexual favors for advancement in the workplace.
B: Person who gets paid to have sex with a person either related to, or the person directly in charge for financial gain in the place they work.
Person One: Since O'Connor started having sex with the supervisor's son Taylor she has been promoted two times within the span of one month.
Person Two: Yeah, O'Connor is definitely guilty of workplace-prostitution.
by AcornBandit May 29, 2023
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When you are assigned a job but you get distracted by someone you’re working with (something that person is the job) and you quit doing your job to have a be with them.
What the fuck happened?!”
I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship!”
by hanniistheelk October 09, 2022
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an affair where both adulterers work together, are in long-term relationships, and still feel the need to cheat
Family should have always been my priority,
but I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship . I'm sorry for any pain that my
actions may have caused to the guys and the
fans but most of all to Ariel. The only thing that
matters right now is my marriage and my
children, and that's where I am going to focus
my attention.
by marysmommymilkers September 28, 2022
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Workplace

Hey, shit, they hired that bitch Kendra to fuck the retard and at that point I don't give a fuck what they hired me to do. The contract has been violated.
Hym "HA! If doing and saying whatever you want in the workplace make you a useless lazy fuck, then only one of us is a useless lazy fuck! And it ain't me! Do I do and say whatever I want? Nooooo. Do you? Who tells you what not to say? Someone should have to you not to say the holy war thing! Ha! You're actually paid EXPLICITLY to do any say whatever you want. I work a real job as a donut slave AND do what you do WITH GREATER SUCESS. Who's the lazy fuck?"
by Hym Iam August 02, 2023
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Workplace-Prostitute

Adjective
A: Person who trades sexual favors for advancement in the workplace.
B: Person who gets paid to have sex with a person either related to, or the person directly in charge for financial gain in the place they work.
Person one: Can you believe O'Connor?, she started having sex with the boss, and received a promotion the day after.
Person two: Yeah, that's what you get when you're a Workplace-Prostitute.
by AcornBandit May 29, 2023
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Workplace Terrorism

1. The act of lifting one cheek and leaning to the side in an effort to intentionally aim a fart at a co-worker.

2. The act of crop dusting an entire workplace meeting room without mercy.
1. I don't like the guy I sit next to so i'm going to commit an act of workplace terrorism.

2. I really didn't prepare a power point to present in the meeting today, maybe i'll commit an act of workplace terrorism as a distraction for how bad my presentation is going to be.

3. She claims that he is the one behind the recent workplace terrorist attacks that have been happening in the break room this past week.
by Undead Taco October 20, 2017
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Workplace ethics

A paragraph of ethical policy that is mentioned in every offer letter that an individual signs to become an employee and is never taken notice of.
When asked about the workplace ethics of an organization, an employee appeared to be oblivious of the fact.
by doodling June 29, 2011
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