Woodland Middle School

A nazi camp where the hold you hostage for 8 hours, in Gurnee, Illinois. The teachers are terrible. Half of them don't give a shit about your life and say,"Fight the Pain!" Most of my friends are white because half of this school is whites only. Rest are just Mexicans, African Americandls, and Asian. The kids at this school are assholes. They treat people with disrespect and have the IQ of 50-75. The kids here don't want to learn. They just like talking back to teachers because they think they are "cool." I advise parents not to enroll their child into this hellhole because it gets bad in the middle of the year.
"I go to Woodland Middle School"

"Sad"
by BigJognny69 April 16, 2019
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A small private school in The Woodlands, Texas.

Technically an international school, hard classes and really young teachers.

Only the most bad ass and smart of the private schoolers go there.
There are always Porches and maseratis and lamborghinis running you over in the parking lot.

The Woodlands Prep basketball team has the most skilled and attractive basketball players also.
Oh, she goes to The Woodlands Preparatory School? She must be really smart and awesome.
by svensk'd May 20, 2011
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Woodland Middle School

Stupid **** 90% white school in Gurnee Illinois where everyone lacks intelegence including the teachers. Includes assholes,drugs,preps,and racists where you are in a prision full of whites.2 hours of homework are given on a dosage.Going to this school will make you more addicted to the couch. This school also worships George W Bush,and really likes to suck up money with overpriced taxes for a shitty school that isnt worth it. All who go here are guarenteed a one ticket to hell
GOD DAMMIT! WMS is a fucking prison filled with god damn shit whites who lack fucking intelegence! They make up stupidity with racism.Damn crackers!
by Fong March 21, 2004
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Woodland Middle School

Too many fights, constant homework, but what's wrong with that...?
I go to Woodland Middle School. Kind of like (hell)
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The Woodlands High School

A high school in the suberb above houston called The Woodlands. The school is known for spawning Jack Ingram, country western singer. The school is mostly white, upper class, and snobby. If you are not pretty, blonde, or some sort of superficial person, you are doomed. The school is disliked by many of it's rivals for being snobby and rude towards others. The pep rallys also tend to have unfortunate incidents, and it's a mess once you get past the pretty outside.
The Woodlands High School basketball team walks in twos when they visit other schools for fear of attack.

The Woodlands High School girls are so obnoxious!
by MagpieKitsune December 02, 2009
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Woodlands secondary school

Woodlands secondary school has gotten famous for the wrong things and it is where many kids become YP, XMM, Matrep and Minah’s. Some enter Woodlands secondary as a good kid but less then a year suddenly they become paikia. There is a notorious gang called the loco contigos and the hermosas. Less than a year In the school but their berberd come out of the shell already.
Eh, you think who? Your father build Woodlands secondary school isit?
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A bunch or rich international kids that all have alot of money but say they dont.

Most of their parents are probably part of an International drug cartel but everyone trys to hide it.

Then end up trying to act like they are hard. But they are all a bunch of middle schoolers in the wrong grade.
by Yurboi x.x February 28, 2019
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