Joobie-Woobie

When shit is real fucked up. Things are not working properly but your're in a goofy mood.

Man our internet connection sure is Joobie-Woobie right now.

by Joobie-Woobie Man October 2, 2024

Woobie

A word used to define a state of being, where you feel somewhat like a giant wobbly bag of emotions. It can be any range of emotions, but generally emotions that are difficult.

Not to be confused with The Woobie type of TV trope or Woobification, describing your state as woobie means you acknowledge the slosh of emotions within yourself.

I am feeling like a big woobie today...

by fruedianslip December 19, 2023

woobie

A woobie is a term sometimes used to describe how other people see and treat somebody in their life as their own personal human comforter.

ï'm not going to be their f*cking woobie anymore. I'm sick of being used."

"It's like I'm their woobie, they only want me around when they want comfort."'

by Fulltimesickcuntprincess July 26, 2016

Woobie

Shemagh baby shemagh

My toes feel like a woobie. It's very delightful.

by Leighlabyte September 3, 2018

stealth woobie

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.

Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.

by DivineGrace March 29, 2013

Woobie

A woobie is a waist boob, or another term for a "love handle".

I need to work out I am getting woobies.
I really like his woobies.

by Batgirl8 September 12, 2020

Goobie Woobie

When something or someone is simultaneously cute and silly it makes you happy.
Goobie - derived from goofy goober

(A strain of made up words between two best friends)

Yukio: Look at this cat, isn't he so Goobie?

Keenan: So Goobie Woobie

by Yezz0r March 13, 2024