rusty wheelchair

a variation of the rusty trombone but involving the receiving party to be in a seated position. To administer this position a purpose built wheelchair would be ideal, if not available a chair with canvas could possibly be used as long as you could cut through the bottom.

after being cornered by my local paraplegic at a friendly social gathering, a scuffle ensued, pants were removed. in the midst of all this excitement she hinted toward the hole in her chair. That was the day i received my first rusty wheelchair.

by dreadsguy and atown June 29, 2010

wheelchair sex

When two people that are in wheelchairs engage in awkward oral sex

Those two cripples just had wheelchair sex

by Dr. Schaefs December 8, 2013

Wheelchair Girl

An obnoxious high school girl in a wheelchair who moves through the hallways slowly just to piss everyone off.

"Dude, I got stuck behind a Wheelchair Girl in the hall yesterday and missed the first two minutes of class!"

by Noz Dormuu December 19, 2008

Wendy Wheelchair

"Curb Your Enthusiasm Reference." Larry David saved this name on his phone for a female he was dating...she just so happened to be a paraplegic. Wendy Wheelchair was one of Larry's 2 handicapped lovers, the other being Denise Handicapped. He swore he had no idea that Denise was handicapped! As for Wendy he started dating her out of sympathy. Larry can't get enough of dem wheels.

Denise Handicapped: "Larry, who the fuck is in the closet?!?"

Larry: "Uhhhh Wendy Wheelchair???"

*soon after, Rosie O'Donnell chases Larry David off of a flight of stairs. RUHROOH!

by Amerijew June 16, 2011

Thanos Wheelchair

A type of wheelchair that can be used to wipe out half of the universe.

*Somebody uses thanos wheelchair*

"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good."

by DarkDefinor November 5, 2018

Wheelchair check

When you need to know if you friend is in the call still, but he's on the wheelchair so when you say the words "Wheelchair Check" your friend will come wheeling down in his sped-chair to answer your pleading call

"Is John still here?"

"Wheelchair check!"

by Odity April 28, 2021

Sandy Wheelchair

The act of giving a wheelchair user a foot job, while you're wearing crocs, as they give you a rusty trombone. Upon climax, you write a detailed account of what just happened, roll the paper up, stuff it into a glass bottle, then throw it out to sea

For my birthday, my boyfriend bought me some crocs so he can get a sandy wheelchair

by JerrBear81 November 23, 2020