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royal welcome

When a newbie gets raped on his first day in prison.
Verne gave ceril the royal welcome, poor guy will never be the same again
by jonbatz March 10, 2016
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Welcome Center

1. It's a bigger rest area that is usually found at state borders.

You can find everything that you find at rest areas here: Toilets (remember to wipe the seats and flush before using), vending machines that contain food and water to ease starvation, a map two, sometimes an area to sit and eat your oacked lunch, or if it's a good one, a dog park, and even small museums in some cases, etc. Welcome centers also seem to be a bit more advanced than normal rest areas.
1. I need to stop at a Welcome Center to take a shit, find out where the fuck I am, and buy junk food.
by ToxicantFuture3 July 5, 2017
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welcome to the dawn

The reached destination of reality of bliss where Human beings, the animal, insect, and plant kingdom align uniformly with the Universe in peace and harmony with the Creator and all evil is dispelled and any and everything that is not compassion and purity does not exist.

Defined by Mrs. Monique Smith from Philadelphia Pa.
Welcome to the Dawn the long awaited upper Echelon State of Being.
by Astral Mystic November 17, 2017
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welcome to the bonezone

a phrase often use in a sexual relationship. commonly right before getting what is knows a "anal evacuation", which is a phrase for anal
Gf: *walk in to bedroom after work"
Bf: *laying on bed nacked* "Welcome to the bonezone"
Gf: what in the fresh titty.."
by kinkysauce.exe May 8, 2018
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Brooklyn Welcome

Tipping the local Manhattan Island corner hooker to violently shit on and down your cock, effectively loading a dirty brown rocket into your man meat for you to later cum down her dirty gusset.
Crikey Goose, what's a prisoner gotta do around here to 'ave a good trip?

Ask that lovely lady over there to give you the Brooklyn Welcome
by Drert March 1, 2020
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Welcome To The Machine

Definition 1: A great Pink Floyd song

Definition 2: A phrase used to convey how society/social media works similar to a mindless machine
Person 1: The social media is full of a bunch of people who will immediately follow any drama/trend like mindless sheep.
Person 2: Welcome to the machine
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a warm welcome

a warm exhalation on the crotch of the person's pants or under garments of the person you're about to perform oral sex on.
1. Yeah, sally gave me a blowjob last night. It was great, she started me off with a warm welcome ... yeah.

2. OMG, he totally gave me a warm welcome before he tore off my panties and ate me out ... yeah.
by wuntoothrie November 20, 2011
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