THE WAD

A fucking mammoth wang

John Holmes was nicknamed "THE WAD!!!"

by Matt Ross September 25, 2003

wads

This word is slang for water

I gotta get me some wads.

by weldon June 14, 2008

Wad

A tightly folded up "wad" of toilet paper jammed in your ass crack to prevent yourself from shitting your pants because you have diarrhea.

Is a temporary fix, for example if it comes on when you're out in a bar or a club. Note the wad needs to be changed quite frequently.

Is most commonly mistaken for a wad of dough/money.

In the Bar:

Guy 1:"Hey man, big night tonight, I've taken out a lot of cash, how about you - you gonna blow your Wad?"

Guy 2: "I sure as hell hope not..." *runs to bathroom again*

by GBstyle March 4, 2009

wad

WAD/WE ARE DIFFERENT : the name of a fashion/trend magazine edited in English/French & sometimes Spanish which emphasizes that all individuals are just that INDIVIDUALS, Different. Yet we all can have the capacity of appreciating our differences... whether in fashion, art, sports, personalities an so forth..

The twisted naked bodies on the cover of WAD's summer issue was illin.

by Normalize September 4, 2007

wad

Short for the word "what". Usually used by total morons that can't tell the difference between left and right.

"wad do i dew in dis game????????????"

by WiII August 28, 2008

dick wad

A person who's just an asshole ALL the time.

Guy: Hey did you see that dude over there?
Me: Yeah. He's a dick wad

by Beatlelover88 June 28, 2014

Wad blower

An event or happening so incredible/amazing that it would instantly induce premature ejaculation.

Did you see the finale of Lost?

Yes, it was a total wad blower!

by Eurospy March 5, 2009