Human velocity

Human velocity is only 4 years old, and currently the youngest person ever.

-My name is human velocity

-you are the youngest person ever!

by penisballs08 June 26, 2025

Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed

Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

telekinetic velocity

The rate at which one moves objects with one's mind.

example of telekinetic velocity: When typing, your thoughts go to your fingertips, fingertips to keyboard, to send button, the thoughts are converted to electrons, and sent through cyberspace. The objects you moved with your mind were the electrons through cyberspace.

Bill Gates: "My telekinetic velocity is verociously quick, Stan Lee."

by john.f'n.delTrueno March 13, 2011

Velocity

Something/Someone that is the best in video games comp scene

BRO YOUR VELOCITY

by Danduerango June 21, 2022