Pi Velocity

The ability to quickly and effectively come up with new and creative ideas on or about the number π that are both useful and practical.

Pi velocity measures one’s capacity to produce the most number of pi results in the least amount of time, which occurs when there are minimal creative barriers and sufficient time spent on the math project.

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Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity

If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.

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Veloce

Veloce is one of the best friends to have. They aren't just sweet, caring and beautiful. They are mean the world to most people close to them. People who have veloce as a friend, are luckiest people. Despite how shy and timid she is, that never stops her to be the best she can be.

Veloce is best person ever!!!

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Paternal Velocity

Paternal Velocity

n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.

See also: Dad Speed

"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."

"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

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