Certified

to be absolutely ON ONE. Just generally trippin', tweakin' out, jacked up, or crazy. Not necessarily due to drugs.
Could also mean on the right amount of drugs and alcohol to be on a whole new social level of whacked out.
Or a legit crazy person.

“You see Dukes rip his shirt apart on the dance floor when 0 to 100 came on last night? Homeboy was certified.”

"Wow. Jessica getting jealous of Nick and Sarah when she's not even hooking up with him. Certified."

by Trillbo Baggins February 11, 2015

Certified freak

The best kind of people because they are not ashamed of who they are sexually it's like a certification for having great sex

Dezarae is a certified freak yo I just came in my pants

by I want Dom's dick in my mouth November 9, 2019

Certified G

When you have been around your way, paid respect, worked your way up, stayed down for your crown, don't fuck with lames and so on. Be loyal and trustworthy.

Viktor is a certified G, he takes care of his family and nearby neighbors. He's not crying or suffering, but stepping into action and getting it done.

by Gravehund April 26, 2017

certified bucket

a basketball player that can't miss and has a real naiz shot

damn did you see that shot he's a certified bucket

by i am stroke July 1, 2019

Certified "Bruh Moment"

A "Bruh Moment" of the highest caliber. Only in certain situations may a "Bruh Moment" be certified.

Person 1: "The kids in my basement won't stop screaming"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"

by brickswithfun May 9, 2020

dick certified

Having a huge dick and everyone knows it.

Did you see how big his dick was yeah he is dick certified.

by Gryffindor1738 January 2, 2018

verifidity

To verify more than once at one time. Past tense would be Verified.

You need to use verifidity or else you wont verify them all.

by Peter Santafe January 8, 2005