Venezuelan Bomb

When you are muling narcotics and the bag busts resulting in a temporary lose of sanity, in which you give yourself a bad spray tan and start mimicking Trump while going high speed on a cigar boat until spontaneous human combustion.

Did you hear that Johnny got hit with a Venezuelan bomb last week?

by Cream'n Demon December 25, 2025

Venezuelan Triangle

This is where you get a fat bag of "snow" and make a triangle line between a girl's tits and clit. You start at the clit and end at the clit. There is also an alternate version that is designed for level 12+ practitioners only where you do it with the female laying on their stomach and make the triangle between the buttocks and gooch area. The tricky part of the "Maduro" Venezuelan Triangle is the triangle will go right over her booty hole which is preloaded with a straw filled with coke that you can then blow into her booty hole. Once done with this side quest to pretend like you care about her "needs" then you continue the triangle until completed.

"Last night I got that ratchet ass strippy from Scarlet's to let give her the Maduro Venezuelan Triangle! She totally thought I cared about her and asked to be my wife!"

by Abrooke8787 January 23, 2026

The Venezuelan Vagina Tear

The act of ripping a woman's vagina open so wide she can give birth to a monster truck.

"I heard Jimmy gave Bertha the Venezuelan Vagina Tear Yesterday, yet she doesn't seem too sad about it."

by ThePolishPrincess January 19, 2023

The Venezuelan Goodbye

When traveling, the morning of your departure you shit all over the bathroom floor where you are staying and quietly leave before anyone wakes up.

I woke up this morning to find shit all over the bathroom floor. Looks like Maria was in a hurry for the airport and gave me the Venezuelan Goodbye.

by RustyBottoms July 27, 2020

deaf venezuelan

Simply put... amazing. While you're fucking a girl doggy style, shit in your right hand (gotta be a solid one) and give your left hand some love too. Proceed to slap shit (simultaneously) in the girl's ears, all while screaming anything spanish you know (doesn't matter what.. doesn't even matter if its spanish as long as it sounds like it)

Girl-oh i love it from behind.. what the *splat* fuck!!?
Boy-putamadrequirotacobell

by Ham'n'Eggz December 11, 2004

Give me all your Venezuelan Bolivars

Literal: Telling someone to give them all of their Venezuelan Bolivars to you.

Common Definition: Something you say to someone else (usually someone you know) after you win a bet.

Friend 1: let's play blackjack, comrade.
Friend 2: OK?
Friend 1: Loser gives 10 yuan to the winner.
Friend 2: ok bro
(Friend 2 loses)
Friend 1: Yes! Let's Go! GIVE ME ALL YOUR VENEZUELAN BOLIVARS RIGHT NOW BUDDY BOI!!!

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024

Venezuela

Beautiful country, beautiful girls, great accent, nice people, good taste, cool spots and a really bad president

RECORD GUINNESS (COUNTRY WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRLS IN THE WORLD) Cool!! wanna go there

by Mauricio Pita December 30, 2003