vacation dick

A dick you can handle every couple of months, but not on a regular basis

He had a total vacation dick, I could barely handle it

by IloveyouVenezia June 17, 2016

vacation dick

Dick that cannot be received on a daily basis due to its large size. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I got so much vacation dick last weekend, I can't go horse riding this Monday.

by Rizkaliffa June 17, 2016

vacation dick

Dick so large that any sex is extremely hot, yet very intense. Vacation dick can leave one incredibly exhausted from too much pleasure. Such sex is only good for one or two night stands on vacation.

"Hey Sarah, why did you stop seeing David? I thought you said the sex was incredible."
"Oh, it was! But you know... he had vacation dick and wanted to have sex every night. Shit got too intense for me! I need to get some boyfriend dick.

by Talienak June 14, 2016

vacation dick

Once in a life time dick. Either too small or too big it's a trip.

She had vacation dick and was surprised how short the weekend was.

by Faceoffate June 9, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is of unreasonable size that one could receive during vacation time only. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge.

boyfriend dick
size queen

by SexyGrandma69 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

When you'r on vacation and you hook with a dude who's not boyfriend material but got a bomb ass dick.

You wouldn't believe the "vacation dick" I got last night

That guy from the bar?
Yea. I wouldn't date him but if I ever come back, I know he got good vacation dick.

by thatguyinyourmomscloset June 16, 2016

vacation dick

I dick that is so large you can only ride it once a year

Man I had so bomb ass vacation dick last night

by Spaggootter May 22, 2016