Uptown Kurtis

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.

Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!

by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013

Uptown

A place in Victoria BC where kids hangout in the upstairs of McDonald’s and start beef with other kids or adults and vape inside. Usually get kicked out and fight the indian manager.

Mom: What did you do at uptown today?
Kid: Sat in uptown dons and ate.

by Xanny bars November 7, 2019

Uptown Skonk

A more upmarket version of the typical 'Skonka', maybe one that habituates in the boroughs of chelsea

"Oh look at that Skonka" " Hun, shes wearing Fendi, thats deffo an "Uptown Skonk"

by bsg2504 May 29, 2016

Uptown

North-midwest slang for methamphetamine.

Meth = “up” or “uptown”

Heroin = “down” or “downtown”

Dealer: “Yo do you fuck with uptown?”

Friend: “Oh you mean coke?”

Dealer: “Nah, I mean SHIT.”

Me: “He means meth homie, nah we’re good fuck that.”

by danasp_42 April 17, 2020

Uptown

Its quiet

Alexander: Eliza do you like it uptown? Its quiet uptown.

Eliza: Bro, you just cheated on me and our son died. Do you expect me to like it?

Alexander: jeez okay

by UwUQween May 13, 2020

uptown Philly

Chestnut Hill, East Mt Airy, Germantown.

The real part of Philly....uptown and pround

Damn, I wanna go to uptown philly so I can play some dice

by Savage 392972 October 30, 2023

Uptowns

New York slang for White Air Force One shoes

Person 1: “I got my little sister some Uptowns for Christmas and she loves them!”

Person 2: “Awww thats really sweet of you!”

by roach.baddie November 5, 2023