updog

When you burn someone and they can't come back with a response.

Yea, I updogged that fool.

by Jackie Hussein October 4, 2003

updog

A code word for jizz, (also a really lame joke)

Person 1: You have updog on your shirt
Person 2: Shut up or I'll updog in your mouth!

by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008

updog

(n.) A highly offensive odiferous emination, or smell (in layman's terms), named due to its close relation to the smell of a canine's anal cavity.

Worker 1: "Been sweatin' our asses off all day, and now we gotta sit in this truck for the next two hours."

Worker 2: "Yep. You rot. It's gonna be smellin' like updog in here real soon."

by T.C. "The Chad" December 4, 2007

Updog

The smell of your finger after it has been up your dogs ass hole.

It smells like updog in here!

by DaveYourBoy January 23, 2017

Updoot

Updoot, updoot, updoot!

Seg updoot damn it

by Djshie February 22, 2017

uppoop

man shoving dick into poophole

uhhg stop uppooping me

by Mr. Poobles February 3, 2004

updowns

when you are drunk and the room is spinning so you cant go to seelp. you ay down, you sit up, yotu lay down, you situp. it sux

i am drujnk, so ihave the updowns

by jason November 11, 2004