utter pish 

Talking nothing but pure drivel, being wrong. (1)

Also, you can use it when calling bullshit on a game or something. (2)

(1) You're talking utter pish!

(2) That's utter pish, sparks were flying off his head. He's well died!

utter pish by Bazza Cribbons November 7, 2013

Utter Shit 

When something is beyond being simply crap, rubbish or even shit.
It then becomes Utter Shit, the absolute pinnacle of crappiness.

"Hi there Hywel, what do you think of the new Facebook user interface"

"The NEW Facebook user interface is utter UTTER SHIT. It's aimed at people who use phones and tablets and NOT people who use web browsers which can actually do context based browsing and not the stupid context less browsing that the phones are designed to do. It is SHIT of the brownest and smelliest... despite its stupid teletubby rounded button look."

Utter Shit by Scurlage September 9, 2020

Utterback 

The last name of the girl of my dreams

That girl’s a Utterback

Utterback by R_TheDuCK June 30, 2021

utter disgusting 

A phrase used to express one's "utter disgust" over a topic. Although the terminology used suggests that it the user is feeling nauseas, it is commonly used to articulate the resentment that occurs in being disappointed.

(Staff member was terminated for mundane thing)

Mahir: Utter Disgusting.

utter disgusting by PennStateRolePlay April 25, 2023

Russian Utter 

A burley Russian woman who feeds multiple vodka filled drunks from her breasts after a long day at the Bar, then sings Russian lullibys to them.

Sure glad that Russian Utter was at the bar I needed some good comforting.

Russian Utter by walk the dog February 5, 2014

Smear utter cream 

When you have to much salad dressing on your big toe.

Wow! Did you see all that smear utter cream?

Smear utter cream by ThatBagle26 March 21, 2020

An Utter Clown 

Someone who is beyond the point of being simply a clown, but below the point of becoming the entire circus. Those that are deemed an "utter clown" are themselves close to becoming a place of entertainment known as a circus.

Ace, you are an utter clown. Another silly move like that and you might just become the entire circus.

An Utter Clown by Truly Goopy March 28, 2020