One who receives sexual intercourse in the reverse cowgirl position by a mixed race boxer with a speech impediment. *Mixed race meaning his dick is white and the rest of his body is black.*
"Omg, I had the worst sex last night... He had me do the reverse mike tyson on him"
"Jesus Christ, his dick was soo small... and he has a weird speech problem." "How did you know?" "Ugh, I had to Reverse Mike Tyson him..."
"Jesus Christ, his dick was soo small... and he has a weird speech problem." "How did you know?" "Ugh, I had to Reverse Mike Tyson him..."
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Get the Tyson mug.1. noun : Second Fastest Man Ever.
2. adj :
when you try so hard engaging in months of preparing, gruelling training - sweating it out , hoping and raring to go out there and give it your best to win and restore glory - only to do all that and just fumble a distant, distant second - being beaten by a better person by a mile, you've had a tyson gay.
2. adj :
when you try so hard engaging in months of preparing, gruelling training - sweating it out , hoping and raring to go out there and give it your best to win and restore glory - only to do all that and just fumble a distant, distant second - being beaten by a better person by a mile, you've had a tyson gay.
Tyson Gay's 9.71 (s) at the 100m Final at Berlin 2009 was obliterated my Usain Bolts' groundbreaking 9.58 (s).
Tyson Gay ran 9.71 , on any other race, he would have obliterated the field, but against Usain Bolt, you come out second , not my an inch, but by several metres, still. Usain Bolt beat Tyson Gay in the 100m Final at the Berlin World Championships, August 2009, bettering his 2008 Beijing Olympics 100m record of 9.69 by 0.11 seconds, registering a brilliant 9.58 seconds to blow them all away, Tyson Gay included, who, with the third fastest time ever recorded (after Bolt's 9.58 and 9.69) came a distant, distant second.
You could tell he ran the race of his life and gave his life, but just wasn't to be, because when you are facing against the man they call Bolt - you just weren't born to be good enough.
Tyson Gay ran 9.71 , on any other race, he would have obliterated the field, but against Usain Bolt, you come out second , not my an inch, but by several metres, still. Usain Bolt beat Tyson Gay in the 100m Final at the Berlin World Championships, August 2009, bettering his 2008 Beijing Olympics 100m record of 9.69 by 0.11 seconds, registering a brilliant 9.58 seconds to blow them all away, Tyson Gay included, who, with the third fastest time ever recorded (after Bolt's 9.58 and 9.69) came a distant, distant second.
You could tell he ran the race of his life and gave his life, but just wasn't to be, because when you are facing against the man they call Bolt - you just weren't born to be good enough.
by sundarasundara August 25, 2009
Get the tyson gay mug.The hottest most athletic boy. But he can also be the worst when it comes to people he’s not interested in. He would leave them on read or delivered for hours, days, months, or even forever. he can also be pretty clueless when it comes to certain things, like when a girl likes him or someone is trying to give him a hint.. Sports are really important to him but so is his significant other.
Tyson; That’s strange, she’s always texting me even when i don’t respond
<Girl>”I don’t understand what i have to do to get his attention!!”
<Girl>”I don’t understand what i have to do to get his attention!!”
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Get the Tyson mug.Tyson Foods, Inc. is a multinational corporation that is the world's second largest producer of beef, chicken, and pork.
The company has been charged with countless evironmenmtal crimes, abusing workers, racism, and lots more! Through false advertising and labeling, they have made the public think that their foods are 100% natural and safe to eat. This is not true, because they do use things such as cabon-monoxide, arsenic, and anti-biotics, in their food.
The company has been charged with countless evironmenmtal crimes, abusing workers, racism, and lots more! Through false advertising and labeling, they have made the public think that their foods are 100% natural and safe to eat. This is not true, because they do use things such as cabon-monoxide, arsenic, and anti-biotics, in their food.
Kid: "Mommy, Mommy, lets get tyson foods for dinner tonight! they want to help our school and donate lots of food to pore people!"
Mom: "sure! they sound like a good company!"
Mom: "sure! they sound like a good company!"
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