spare tyre friend

A friend who is primarily used as a backup wen other, more entertaining options go awry or are simply unavailable. The "side dip" of the friendship list. The "Wii" when the other more entertaining friends Xbox and PS3 have been broken through excessive use. The "spare tyre", the one you were hoping not to use.
1. When a friend,lets call him Jack, only starts talking to you at a late hour, lets say 01:25. But at no other time...YOU are the spare tyre friend
by sparetyrefriend January 18, 2011
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lets rotate these tyres

When engaging in the courtship of a girl/boy, it is a requirement of youth, when you are not allowed to shag in your parents houses, to seek other locations to close the act. One popular destination is the car. Hence the expression.
" C'mon sweet cheeks, I'm feeling horny, lets go to the local beauty spot, get naked and lets rotate these tyres! "
by Nathaniel Jones November 07, 2003
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Poppy de Tyre

A nickname given to a co-worker who has the seemingly bad luck of trashing pick-up tires on a fairly regular basis, far more than the normal amount of flats for doing simple field work.
"Oh look, it's Poppy de Tyre, at it again" (while he is sitting at the side of the road or stuck in the middle of nowhere, yet again).
by Stuckee de Truckee August 27, 2006
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Bono, my tyres are gone

A term used in Formula 1 by Sir Lewis Hamilton to secretly say that he is going to do multiple fastest laps of the race
Bono: Verstappen is closing the gap behind

Lewis: I cant keep him behind Bono, my tyres are gone we are on the wrong strategy.

*proceeds to win the race with 30 seconds gap infront of 2nd place

Lewis: Those redbulls are getting really fast they are catching us
by SLKILL March 17, 2021
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Tyree Connor

Tyree Connor is godlike He is bigger than you

Mouth drop when it’s seen.
by Snapdragon November 25, 2021
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tyre fitter

A guy who trades his physical health for money, and has a back like an 80 yr old but could easily remove the skin from your bones with his hands and a tyre lever.
What do you do for work man? That's a nice car
"Oh I'm a tyre fitter mate, my knees click when I walk and my spine feels like it's gonna fall out my ass and I wanna die..... But hey I can afford this cool car"
by Ridin the Wave March 21, 2023
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