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turret

An insult word created by a girl named Danielle one day in 8th grade while learning about the real word turret in school (which is a cylinder shaped window which usually protrudes from the side of houses built from the Victorian Era)and she just thought it would sound good as an insult so she told all her friends and changed the definition. It has no particular meaning, just to call people when thay act idiotic or retarded.
"Kelly, YOU TURRET!! Why are you plucking your eyebrows with the back of a CD?!?"
by Dan da WOman August 21, 2003
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turretts

occasionally defended castle high points on a lady
"yeah she's dead nice and everything"

"good turretts ?"
by dereeko October 20, 2003
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turreting

the action of shooting from a turret
johnny was turreting the zombie horde.
by ThunderPunk October 3, 2009
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tarrets of the butt

When you are farting uncontrollably breathing from your butthole. (Farting)
*farts*

"Dude! Stop giving me the sass from your ass!"

"I'm sorry bro! I suffer from tarrets of the butt!"
by Awkward May 26, 2014
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turret

"turret is a fag"
by theyzel August 13, 2021
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Turret Buddy

Can shit talk and sometimes bait his teammates. Be warned.

But is the best carry there ever is in videogames …..and in life.
Damn, Turret Buddy went 30-6 that last game.
by Reyna Main November 23, 2021
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Turreting

Turreting originated from sounding, and can be performed by either sex, The act of inserting a large straw into or over your genitals and using it as a turret for your ejaculate.
Man! Me and Betty were turreting last night and I shot like six feet!
by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023
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