turdle

A piece of poop with a surface shaped not unlike the shell of a turtle.

Dude, I totally left a turdle in starbucks today!

by Allah Tess December 15, 2008

Tuddle

Three way cuddling

Good seeing the boys again. Had a few great tuddles.

by Ger bear March 14, 2018

turdlet

A one sentence paragraph or paragraph fragment.

These paragraphs are turdlets:
"Molly ran after the laser.

Molly became tired after two minutes of chasing."

by jimbo@bob March 31, 2008

turdler

A nickname; Someone who is overly annoying and refuses to change. Someone who is an annoyance or a pain to deal with. Often used in sibling rivalry and friendly banter. See Turdle, Turdlet

You're such a Turdler, quit butting in all the time.

by Slinkyboy January 9, 2005

Turdle

Someone who's a jerk. Synonym: turd

Person 1: "Dude, James won't let me borrow his car."

Person 2: "Wow, what a turdle."

by Becky March 16, 2004

Turdley

Very Deadly and terrible!

"That kill is very Turdley"!!

by HailedHeizman June 20, 2008

Turdle Peek-a-Boo

A game that is best played while mildly constipated. To play, you must bend over in front of a person's face. With your anus muscles, push out just enough to reveal the end of a turd. The person behind you must say "peek a boo!" and push the turd back in with either their tongue or finger. Afterwards, it's their turn. The first person to either fart or accidentally drop the turd out of their anus, loses. If you quit due to anal pain, you also lose.

After we had a fulfilling meal, my wife and I decided to play Turdle Peek-a-Boo in the shower. I lost when I accidentally blew my wind on her face.

by DownFromTheSky27 October 15, 2014