turboautism

Supposedly an extreme form of autism. It can also describe behaviors that fall under OCD because people don't know the differences between autism and other disorders and call every unusual behavior "autistic".

anon1: "I identified where that photo was taken based on the color of that recycling bin in the background and 9 days of looking at google maps."
anon2: "wtf that's not just autism, that's turboautism"

by turboautism January 9, 2021

turbo hick

a person who lives east of nowhere, drives atvs, goes muddin, and drives snowmobiles for shits and giggles. quail hunting, buck hunting, and having a gunrack on top of your gunrack is necessary.

tom nesel is a turbo hick

by #1 turbo hick March 31, 2009

turbo tunatron

diminutive member of the thunnus cuntthus family generally found in bodies of water in teh ottawa and kingston areas (Canada). A very rare and endagered breed, as the odour of the female often deters potential mates. The tunatron is best known for its bizarre eating habits, often engaging in cannibalism, not having the mental capacity nor the vision to distinguish species. In 1990, the Canadian Parliament amended the Environmental Protection law (csp 431) to include a moritorium on this particular family of fish, although it is considered redundant due to the low commercial value because of the fish`s acrid taste.

you swim as fast as a turbo tunatron, if not, you would be just as worthless.

by mbmbmb February 23, 2009

turbo chank

an asian-american male, who wears wife beaters and timberlands and walks everywhere to the song "move bitch."
also, he finds women to be a nuisance. they are just playthings.

David: "Shut up chank! Look at my wifebeater and tims."
Nick: "Damn I wish i was a turbo chank like you."

by pack 26 November 30, 2009

Turbo Blasted

The act of shitting all over the sides of the toilet and leaving the residue for someone else to find.

Man I went to the bathromm and someone turbo blasted the toilet

by SMOKE28g January 8, 2010

Turbo lesbian

A lesbian who’s only objective with girls is to get through every one of them in their city

Be careful of Samantha dude... she’s a turbo lesbian and won’t want anything more than a hookup

by Gaby SA October 1, 2018

Turblue

Turblue is a fucking Minecraft tryhard who plays Mega Walls on Hypixel. He constantly goes after Final Kills and sweats his ass off until he finally wins. He is a part of Gargantuan Blockades, a small clan that he has with his close friends. They also sweat their asses off.

Person 1: Turblue killed me!

Person 2: What do you expect? He’s a fucking sweat.

by Fish186 July 27, 2020