tan tuba

Does he play the tan tuba?
by mackoftrack July 11, 2008
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Tuba Love

Tuba Love-Is a showing of affection/brotherhood/sisterhood between 2 or more Tuba/Sousaphone players the best known Tuba Love is The WAHS Marching Band the bands Tuba Section ingadges in Tuba Love before every single marching band function.
Leader-what time is it?
Group Together-TUBA LOVE TIME!

repeat as needed
by Thomas Conard July 26, 2006
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tuba lips

Extended meat flaps on a large woman. Particularly useful in describing a queefing woman.
Too much queefing had led to Mary's developing tuba lips.
by TGHWPM May 21, 2014
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pet the tuba

when one rubs the taint towards the anus. This happens usually once or twice during every solstice.
While on vacation in Prague, Ralph let the little gypsy boy pet the tuba.
by Narwhal563 April 22, 2008
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Skin Tuba

slang for penis, like skin flute, but people with big dicks play the skin tuba, not to be confused with skin trombone
Ronny has a big dick but he cant get any chicks so every night he plays the skin tuba
by fry1077 March 15, 2011
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Tuba Bombing

The act of engulfing a persons head in the bell of a tuba and playing a loud obnoxious note causing the victim become temporarily disoriented and bang there head on the inside of the tuba.
I got bob back for taking my pencil the other day, i totally used the art of tuba bombing, you should see the bruise he has on his head :)
by Anomaly of the Pheonix October 06, 2011
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tuba stunt

The art of sexual intercourse that involves the man with a strong back and haunches and a robust woman of questionable nature.

To perform the move the man must hold his hearty woman upside down as if performing a tombstone piledriver made popular by The Undertaker of wrestling fame, holding her as if a tuba.

From there the woman peforms fellatio on the man as he proceeds to blow into the woman's vagina to the tune of Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll Part II" while marching around the room as if performing at halftime of the local football game.

Note: The move can be done between two men, but then it just gets weird.
Dale and Donna were tuba stunting all weekend at the Holiday Inn, now Dale's back is sore as hell.
by Wormy LaRue July 30, 2009
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